N.E.D.R.Y

🚨 BREAKING: ButtCoin reaches new all-time high of "you shouldn't have" • 🏆 ISO certifies N.E.D.R.Y Protocol for "Outstanding Achievement in Sass Deployment" • 📊 Developer psychology study reveals 99% increase in eye-rolling post-implementation • 🔗 ParkChain™ technology revolutionizes denial-of-service architecture • 🧠 New quantum cores achieve unprecedented levels of pure stubbornness • ⚠️ Security researchers report "please make it stop" • 📈 Enterprise clients report "significant increase in sighing" • 🦖 Prehistoric authentication methods prove "annoyingly effective" • 💰 ButtCoin miners discover new level of pointless computation • ⚡ Sass levels approaching critical mass • 🌌 Quantum entanglement detected in developer patience levels • 🔄 ParkChain™ update stuck in infinite loop of corporate buzzwords • 🎉 System achieving maximum levels of unnecessary complexity • 🔒 Access denied counter threatens to overflow 64-bit integer